Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - F
Saturday, June 27th, 2009
This movie truly deserves a solid “F”. Dreamworks loves to destroy every precious memorable franchises. Creative Department from South Park is really right, Steven Spielberg keeps raping all good characters in his own way. From Indiana Jones to Transformers, disappointment and frustration all add up. There is no story or whatsoever. They made Giza and Petra are next door neighbours! Just get a freaking map and look at the distance - you need 2 days or more to get from one destination to the next - but to mention, you need to “HIKE” to get in and out of Petra with heavy security guards in both world ruins.
I have looked at other people’s reviews and the following excerpt is the true spirit of the vulgarity of the movie:
“Why do they have to exploit that in a movie based on childrens toys? Since when do robots have balls that hang down? What was the point in having a little robot hump Fox’s leg? What was the point in showing Sam’s two dogs humping several times? What is the point in having Sam’s mom running around campus being high after eating “special” brownies? What is the point of the twins and why are they so vulgar? Since when do Autobots cuss? I can understand letting Decepticons cuss to make them seem more mean, but Autobots, come on. Oh and Michael Bay, Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons he is not an apprentice like Vader. It used to take Omega Supreme to defeat Devastator. That was before Bay got ahold of him though. Why was Jetfire a kooky old man robot? Why was Sideswipe silver and not even mentioned as being Sideswipe? What was the point in showing John T’s butt in a jock strap? Why was Soundwave a satellite? What was those things that came out of Ravage’s mouth and what did they transform in to?”